Sunday, April 4, 2010

An Army of Green


Drill Sergeant: ATTENTION! We, the Your Daily Thread Green Forces team, have a mission for you, should you choose to accept it. Your mission will be to go from an Eco-Zero to an Eco-Hero in twenty days.
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Cadet: But sergeant, I’ve never even recycled before – how am I going to become an Eco-Hero in only twenty days?
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Drill Sergeant: By signing up online for Your Daily Thread’s “Going Green Bootcamp,” you will receive daily tips that will teach you the basics of living an eco-conscious life as well as challenge you to go Greener than you have ever been before. You will live, eat and sweat Green.
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Cadet: But sergeant, what if I don’t make it?
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Drill Sergeant: If there is one thing we, the Your Daily Thread Green Forces team, will not let you do Cadet, is fail!
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Cadet: Alright ma’am, I’m in! Where do I sign up?
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Drill Sergant: Click here to enlist. We’re proud to have you onboard. The world thanks you for your service.